1. She is pregnant when you meet her or has a child less that 2 years old.
2. You are the only two people who know she’s gay.
3. Her facebook/myspace/twitter is flooded with conversations between her and random “guy friends” and her status says “single” or “sraight”.
4. She doesnt like to go give you pleasure when it comes down to sex…..only recieve.
5. She refers to gay straight couples as “real families.”

If your girlfriend has one or more of these characteristics, you may want to check your gaydar and try again. Lol